I’m actually really tired from work, this is new lol I just want to sleep
But HOMEWORK :(

davidsreality:

Hi! I’m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

First day on the job was successful,
but now I’m home, tired and hungry because I didn’t get my lunch break until 1:30
I’m pretty sure I’m going to love it. And I fucking own that cash register at the camp store lol

For anyone who has ever lost a parent,
can you please tell me when it stops hurting like this

Oh my gosh
Dance Moms is on
Time to not move from my position in front of the tv for an hour

12fiftyone:

mckarcic:

I don’t see why people care so much about boobs when there are butts to be had

sh4ne:

weryoungforever:

hihowsyourlife:

clairesawyer:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

i like the google logo because it is colorful

12fiftyone:

I feel truly sorry for those of you who don’t live in Princeton WV and will never know of the legacy of “B-Rowe”

teapayne:

I bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter says “can I take your order?” they reply “I don’t know can you?”